I meant to behave, but there are so many other options
Thoughts are stubborn little fuckers
It's my goal to become a better person but realistically speaking it probably won't happen in my lifetime.
Them: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Me: Actually, I’d be ok if it would just kill me at this point.
Nothing like seeing a dog shit with a perfect shoe imprint in it to remind yourself that someone else is having a worse day than you.
Morning has broken... me
I’m in a good place right now... not emotionally just in bed
Sometimes it takes more than one lifetime to get things right.
The only thing positive about me is my blood type.
Make someone smile today
Sure, I'm not everyone's cup of tea but I'm sure I'm a glass of beer or a double shot of whiskey to some of the people I met.
I’ll admit that, in the past, I’ve made a bad decision or two thousand.
Tomorrow's a new day, unless you die in your sleep
Not to brag, but I’ve never had anything to brag about.
Time to get outta bed. This shit show isn't gonna start itself.