The guy that drives the recycling truck just told me I have a drinking problem
I have been thrown out of a bar for “dangerous behavior.” Do I regret it? No. Do I remember what said “dangerous behavior” was? Also no.
You can learn a lot about what went on at my house over the weekend by following the wine splatter pattern.
Don't be silly. Everyone wants to see you dance.
Let me be the reason you're drinking
It’s not drinking alone when you have multiple personalities