Show him mercy, don’t break him too fast.
Today in my sex addiction class we talked about abstaining from sex. It was the first time no one came
I don't have sex in the bedroom, I perform
My girlfriend told me she enjoys the little things in life.

That’s a relief.
I once taught someone the meaning of friendship in a Burger King bathroom.
My pussy is way too pink and pretty for manual labor.
Hey...I bought you a $5 bouquet of flowers from the gas station, are you gonna put out or what?
The best sex is when I think there’s a good chance I might be killed.
The dress you’re wearing would look much better on the floor
I try to keep my sexiness to a level where I can still talk to you common people
She keeps my heart happy and my mind filthy
Bras look uncomfortable, why don’t you just let me hang out and hold your boobs up instead?
Reverse cowgirl so i can have my coffee too