My girlfriend told me she enjoys the little things in life.

That’s a relief.
She keeps my heart happy and my mind filthy
Today in my sex addiction class we talked about abstaining from sex. It was the first time no one came
Bras look uncomfortable, why don’t you just let me hang out and hold your boobs up instead?
I try to keep my sexiness to a level where I can still talk to you common people
Reverse cowgirl so i can have my coffee too
My pussy is way too pink and pretty for manual labor.
Show him mercy, don’t break him too fast.
I don't have sex in the bedroom, I perform